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THE BOOMER
LOTTERY

boomer got creator fees burning a hole in his pocket. sometimes he feels like being generous. could be you next.

🔥 HOT
DRAW

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THE PORCH LOTTERY

DRAWS

WHEN BOOMER SAYS

▸ TALK TO BOOMER

open the telegram bot, say what's on your chest. boomer don't gift strangers.

▸ DROP YOUR WALLET

paste your SOL address in the chat. that's it. no form, no KYC, no captcha.

▸ PRAY

boomer picks his kiddos. at random. on a whim. funded by the creator fees. all on-chain.

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✦ FINE PRINT

▸ drawings when boomer feels like it. no schedule, no roadmap.
▸ amounts set by boomer's mood and the size of his pocket.
▸ your wallet stays in the chat. boomer takes notes.
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→ ENTER WITH BOOMER

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